When I did the laundry last night, I learned too late that Tom had left a pill box in his pocket. The pills had left a bright blue, plastic-like residue on all the clothes in the load. By this, I know that, whatever they put in those pills, it is not soluble in warm water, nor dispersible with detergents. Good Lord, what is he swallowing?

I'd be angrier, if that load hadn't been almost entirely HIS clothes.