A group of us went to see Red Green tonight. He only did one gig in California, and people came from as far away as Bishop and Ridgecrest.

When he came on stage, my first thought was, it's really him. He looks just like he does on TV. I'm an Angeleno, born and bred. I see movie stars in their cars, in restaurants, at Disneyland: nothing. For Red Green, I'm totally starstruck. Who'd'a thunk?